God grant me the serenity to not choke the wildcard of rich b*tches… Charlie f*cking McAllister.
My best friend’s little sister and tormentor extraordinaire.
Star of my every trauma as a teenager.
And thanks to our mothers and their matchmaking schemes for our annual Christmas ski week… my savior.
Or ruin.
One week as a couple, putting on a show for our parents while avoiding our exes.
How hard could it be?
Until we’re stuck sharing a room.
A room with one bed.
And a toy arsenal the spawn brought with her big enough to subdue a small country.
I promised not to f*ck Chance’s baby sister, but who was going to keep her from f*cking me?
This was my first book by the author but definitely won’t be the last. I read an excerpt in the author’s newsletter and hit the preorder instantly, as I adored the story already. This is the story of Nick, who’s been tortured all his life by his best friend’s evil little sister Charlie. She’s poisoned him with ghost peppers and cut the crotch out of all his clothes and always finds a way to drive Nick crazy. She’s the last person he wants to ever be around but their parents are besties so she’s been a big part of his life, to Nick’s dismay.
He was already less than thrilled for the annual Christmas ski trip since his military career prevents Chance from being there this year, but it just gets worse when he arrives to find his nemesis waiting for him. Their mothers are both trying to set them up with awful people, so Charlie proposes they pretend to be together and Nick reluctantly agrees. It’s not ideal because it’s Charlie, but it’s the lesser of the evils considering the soulless succubus his mother is trying to force on him.
It can’t be that bad, right? That’s what he thinks, until Chance lays down a rule. Do not f*uck my baby sister. Well Nick would never have considered it before, but that one stupid text planted a seed and now everything is wrong. This story is laugh out loud funny and super steamy but also very sweet. I loved everything about it and it’s a book I’m sure I’ll read again because it was just that good.
